They work for me.

See?

Edit - I added in where I thought your paragraph breaks were, Jimbobby.

Stockboy! What a numbnuts. This play of loadin’ the panel with people who think like him is straight outta that dirty tricks book that nobuddy seems to wanna talk about. When they do stuff straight outta the 200 page book, the opposition oughta be quotin’ chapter an’ verse an’ makin’ it a publick record how the Cons usin’ the playbook an’ pushin’ their own agenda despite the will o’ the majority o’ Canajuns. In the aftermath of the Trawna school shootin’, we’re bein’ told that handguns are already illegal enough but we got Stockby’s advisor wantin’ everybuddy to be carryin’ concealed weapons. It’s hard to conceal a long gun, so what he’s advocatin’ is more handguns. Smart. If yer wantin’ GSW’s to be so common that everybuddy knows what a GSW is an’ the ER’s are full of ‘em. The way I hear tell, we got fewer guns and less crime than the Merkans. The Brits got pretty tough gun laws, too, an’ they don’t have so many killin’ each other like the Merkans do.

The big trouble fer Canada is guns is easy to buy over in Merka and easy to smuggle over. We ain’t gonna change the Merkan gun laws an’ there’s only so much they can do at the border. I reckon maybe all we can do is toughen up the penalty fer illegal handgun possession an’ throw the book at any bad guys who use guns. Most everybuddy knows you don’t try smugglin’ dope — even a single joint — into Singapore. You might get the death penalty. I ain’t fer the death penalty but if the word was out that handgun smugglin’ and/or possession would land you in Kingston fer at least 5 years, Canada could have the same sterling international reputation fer justice as Singapore. We probbly don’t need to crack down so hard on the gum-chewers.JB