Ol’ Schreiber’s gettin’ all the attention these days. The only kinda story that has a hope in hell of takin’ attention away from SchreiberBriber is somethin’ sexy like laptop dancin’ in the House o’ Comments. The Con’s are screwin’ Canajuns in multiple orifices an’ the public only wants to hear about dirty politicians. When nobody was lookin’, the HarpoonTossers signed Canada up to the Global Nuclear Energy Partnership (GNEP). No public consultation. No parliamentary debate. Nobody noticed.

Mike Duffy’s Schreiber obsessed, too. I can’t figger out why big Mike is allowed to have Con’s on his panels. He always spouts the Con talkin’ points an’ waves the pom-poms fer his favourite party. DuffMeister took a brief break from the SchreiberBriber long enough to pillory the dumbass Dippers an’ their laptop lunacy. If anybody thinks the Con’s ain’t happy about this parliamentary inquiry goin’ on, they ain’t givin’ ‘em enough credit. Puttin’ the attention on decades old stuff involvin’ a no longer existent PeeCee party is workin’ fer the ReformAllianceCons. They might even get rid of some insufferable red tories like Petey MacKay.

JB