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		<title>By: Red Tory</title>
		<link>http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/04/15/funny-commentary/#comment-14544</link>
		<dc:creator>Red Tory</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Considering most of the BTs couldn’t find their own ass without the aid of a map and detailed instructions, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they received daily “talking points” from CPC HQ. Maybe they didn’t arrive yesterday because the folks at headquarters were preoccupied with their “friendly visit” from the RCMP. Hence, Christian Conservative had to wing it on his own.&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14544','Red Tory'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14544','Red Tory','Considering most of the BTs couldn&#226;t find their own ass without the aid of a map and detailed instructions, it wouldn&#226;t surprise me in the least if they received daily &#226;talking points&#226; from CPC HQ. Maybe they didn&#226;t arrive yesterday because the folks at headquarters were preoccupied with their &#226;friendly visit&#226; from the RCMP. Hence, Christian Conservative had to wing it on his own.'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Considering most of the BTs couldn’t find their own ass without the aid of a map and detailed instructions, it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if they received daily “talking points” from CPC HQ. Maybe they didn’t arrive yesterday because the folks at headquarters were preoccupied with their “friendly visit” from the RCMP. Hence, Christian Conservative had to wing it on his own.
<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14544','Red Tory'); return false;">Reply</a>  - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14544','Red Tory','Considering most of the BTs couldn&acirc;t find their own ass without the aid of a map and detailed instructions, it wouldn&acirc;t surprise me in the least if they received daily &acirc;talking points&acirc; from CPC HQ. Maybe they didn&acirc;t arrive yesterday because the folks at headquarters were preoccupied with their &acirc;friendly visit&acirc; from the RCMP. Hence, Christian Conservative had to wing it on his own.'); return false;">Quote</a></div>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/04/15/funny-commentary/#comment-14533</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:13:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Very well done agent 12, aka Christian Conservative. The cheque for the final installment of your "transformation" is in the mail.

Remember to move to talking point #14 on page 12 tomorrow.

;)&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14533','Mike'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14533','Mike','Very well done agent 12, aka Christian Conservative. The cheque for the final installment of your \&#34;transformation\&#34; is in the mail.\r\n\r\nRemember to move to talking point #14 on page 12 tomorrow.\r\n\r\n;)'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Very well done agent 12, aka Christian Conservative. The cheque for the final installment of your &#8220;transformation&#8221; is in the mail.</p>
<p>Remember to move to talking point #14 on page 12 tomorrow.</p>
<p> <img src='http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' />
<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14533','Mike'); return false;">Reply</a>  - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14533','Mike','Very well done agent 12, aka Christian Conservative. The cheque for the final installment of your \&quot;transformation\&quot; is in the mail.\r\n\r\nRemember to move to talking point #14 on page 12 tomorrow.\r\n\r\n;)'); return false;">Quote</a></div>
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		<title>By: Steve V</title>
		<link>http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/04/15/funny-commentary/#comment-14531</link>
		<dc:creator>Steve V</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Trying to defend the indefensible.  How noble:

"“I'm not surprised at all,” said Jean Landry, the Conservative Party candidate in the Quebec riding of Richmond-Arthabaska in the last election, whose campaign was audited by Elections Canada. “The truth will come out one day, and justice will follow its course.

“I swear on the Bible that I never received that money for local expenses. It was for the national [campaign], not for me. The money returned automatically into the Conservative Party account.”&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14531','Steve V'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14531','Steve V','Trying to defend the indefensible.  How noble:\r\n\r\n\&#34;&#226;I\'m not surprised at all,&#226; said Jean Landry, the Conservative Party candidate in the Quebec riding of Richmond-Arthabaska in the last election, whose campaign was audited by Elections Canada. &#226;The truth will come out one day, and justice will follow its course.\r\n\r\n&#226;I swear on the Bible that I never received that money for local expenses. It was for the national &#38;#91;campaign&#38;#93;, not for me. The money returned automatically into the Conservative Party account.&#226;'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Trying to defend the indefensible.  How noble:</p>
<p>&#8220;“I&#8217;m not surprised at all,” said Jean Landry, the Conservative Party candidate in the Quebec riding of Richmond-Arthabaska in the last election, whose campaign was audited by Elections Canada. “The truth will come out one day, and justice will follow its course.</p>
<p>“I swear on the Bible that I never received that money for local expenses. It was for the national [campaign], not for me. The money returned automatically into the Conservative Party account.”
<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14531','Steve V'); return false;">Reply</a>  - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14531','Steve V','Trying to defend the indefensible.  How noble:\r\n\r\n\&quot;&acirc;I\'m not surprised at all,&acirc; said Jean Landry, the Conservative Party candidate in the Quebec riding of Richmond-Arthabaska in the last election, whose campaign was audited by Elections Canada. &acirc;The truth will come out one day, and justice will follow its course.\r\n\r\n&acirc;I swear on the Bible that I never received that money for local expenses. It was for the national &amp;#91;campaign&amp;#93;, not for me. The money returned automatically into the Conservative Party account.&acirc;'); return false;">Quote</a></div>
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		<title>By: Christian Conservative</title>
		<link>http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/04/15/funny-commentary/#comment-14530</link>
		<dc:creator>Christian Conservative</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yea, since most of you guys seem to think all we ever do is repeat the talking points, I thought I should be clear that the comments were my own.  ;-)

Just so you know, the dry humour WAS intentional.  (I really hope you recognized it for what it was)&lt;div class="comment-remix-meta"&gt;&lt;a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14530','Christian Conservative'); return false;"&gt;Reply&lt;/a&gt;  - &lt;a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14530','Christian Conservative','Yea, since most of you guys seem to think all we ever do is repeat the talking points, I thought I should be clear that the comments were my own.  ;-)\r\n\r\nJust so you know, the dry humour WAS intentional.  (I really hope you recognized it for what it was)'); return false;"&gt;Quote&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yea, since most of you guys seem to think all we ever do is repeat the talking points, I thought I should be clear that the comments were my own.  <img src='http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Just so you know, the dry humour WAS intentional.  (I really hope you recognized it for what it was)
<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('14530','Christian Conservative'); return false;">Reply</a>  - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('14530','Christian Conservative','Yea, since most of you guys seem to think all we ever do is repeat the talking points, I thought I should be clear that the comments were my own.  ;-)\r\n\r\nJust so you know, the dry humour WAS intentional.  (I really hope you recognized it for what it was)'); return false;">Quote</a></div>
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