Comments on: Decima drops the Cons. lead on the Liberals to 4 points today. http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/10/08/decima-drops-the-cons-lead-on-the-libs-to-4-points-today/ My personal opinions on social and political issues from a progressive standpoint. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 01:52:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.3 By: theimpolitecanadian http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/10/08/decima-drops-the-cons-lead-on-the-libs-to-4-points-today/#comment-16746 theimpolitecanadian Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:55:38 +0000 http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/?p=2705#comment-16746 the Top 10 Stephen Harper election promises. Number… 10. Free “lawn mounties” with every purchase of a snow shovel. 9. Steve promises not to take any more political advice from George Bush or Mayor McCheese. 8. Free beer for every Canadian who says “eh” after every sentence, eh? 7. Steve promises to work the words, “Kiss me, I'm Canadian” into our national anthems’ lyrics. 6. Sell Quebec to the Japanese for billions by telling them its Euro-Disney. (Ooops, sorry. That's one of Steve’s Top 10 ways to sell out Canada). Number 5. Steve promises not to start his next re-election bid at least until the end of the month and, he also promises to give up his Bob Barker haircut. 4. Nothing for the kids… er¼ make that free beaver rides for the kids! 3. Longer hockey games. Introduce an extra 4th period of hockey. 2. Steve promises never to call an election he promised he wouldn’t call and then introduce his platform at the last minute after the opposition leaders reminded during the debate that he should have one if he wants to be like a real Prime Minister. Naw, forget that. That’s just incredibly stupid. ...and finally, the number one Stephen Harper Conservative Party platform plank... 1. Steve will create a new cabinet post, Minister of Tim Horton’s http://blogoffanddie.wordpress.com http://theimpolitecanadian.wordpress.com/<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('16746','theimpolitecanadian'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('16746','theimpolitecanadian','the Top 10 Stephen Harper election promises.\r\n\r\nNumberâ¦\r\n10. Free âlawn mountiesâ with every purchase of a snow shovel.\r\n\r\n9. Steve promises not to take any more political advice from George Bush or Mayor McCheese.\r\n\r\n8. Free beer for every Canadian who says âehâ after every sentence, eh?\r\n \r\n7. Steve promises to work the words, âKiss me, I\'m Canadianâ into our national anthemsâ lyrics.\r\n \r\n6. Sell Quebec to the Japanese for billions by telling them its Euro-Disney. (Ooops, sorry. That\'s one of Steveâs Top 10 ways to sell out Canada).\r\n \r\nNumber 5. Steve promises not to start his next re-election bid at least until the end of the month and, he also promises to give up his Bob Barker haircut.\r\n \r\n4. Nothing for the kids⦠er¼ make that free beaver rides for the kids!\r\n \r\n3. Longer hockey games. Introduce an extra 4th period of hockey.\r\n \r\n2. Steve promises never to call an election he promised he wouldnât call and then introduce his platform at the last minute after the opposition leaders reminded during the debate that he should have one if he wants to be like a real Prime Minister. Naw, forget that. Thatâs just incredibly stupid.\r\n\r\n...and finally, the number one Stephen Harper Conservative Party platform plank...\r\n\r\n1. Steve will create a new cabinet post, Minister of Tim Hortonâs\r\n\r\nhttp:\/\/blogoffanddie.wordpress.com\r\nhttp:\/\/theimpolitecanadian.wordpress.com\/'); return false;">Quote</a></div> the Top 10 Stephen Harper election promises.

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10. Free “lawn mounties” with every purchase of a snow shovel.

9. Steve promises not to take any more political advice from George Bush or Mayor McCheese.

8. Free beer for every Canadian who says “eh” after every sentence, eh?

7. Steve promises to work the words, “Kiss me, I’m Canadian” into our national anthems’ lyrics.

6. Sell Quebec to the Japanese for billions by telling them its Euro-Disney. (Ooops, sorry. That’s one of Steve’s Top 10 ways to sell out Canada).

Number 5. Steve promises not to start his next re-election bid at least until the end of the month and, he also promises to give up his Bob Barker haircut.

4. Nothing for the kids… er¼ make that free beaver rides for the kids!

3. Longer hockey games. Introduce an extra 4th period of hockey.

2. Steve promises never to call an election he promised he wouldn’t call and then introduce his platform at the last minute after the opposition leaders reminded during the debate that he should have one if he wants to be like a real Prime Minister. Naw, forget that. That’s just incredibly stupid.

…and finally, the number one Stephen Harper Conservative Party platform plank…

1. Steve will create a new cabinet post, Minister of Tim Horton’s

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]]> By: PenGwen http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/10/08/decima-drops-the-cons-lead-on-the-libs-to-4-points-today/#comment-16744 PenGwen Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:07:30 +0000 http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/?p=2705#comment-16744 Very similar to comments made by Donald Trump last week. He was encouraging Americans to go out and get a loan to buy a house.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('16744','PenGwen'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('16744','PenGwen','Very similar to comments made by Donald Trump last week. He was encouraging Americans to go out and get a loan to buy a house.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> Very similar to comments made by Donald Trump last week. He was encouraging Americans to go out and get a loan to buy a house.
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]]> By: Scott in Montreal http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/2008/10/08/decima-drops-the-cons-lead-on-the-libs-to-4-points-today/#comment-16743 Scott in Montreal Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:56:49 +0000 http://scottdiatribe.gluemeat.com/?p=2705#comment-16743 I agree about the terrible quote Harper doled out yesterday, and I noticed he even refused to be helped off his own hook in the Mansbridge interview, repeating his "let them eat cake" moment with a smirk on his thin lips while he looked down off-camera. I'm pushing out the new unintended CPC slogan, ready made for the final week of the campaign: "Tank By Tuesday!!" They can do it - they sure seem to be trying anyway.<div class="comment-remix-meta"><a href="#" class="replyto" onclick="replyto('16743','Scott in Montreal'); return false;">Reply</a> - <a href="#" class="quote" onclick="quote('16743','Scott in Montreal','I agree about the terrible quote Harper doled out yesterday, and I noticed he even refused to be helped off his own hook in the Mansbridge interview, repeating his \"let them eat cake\" moment with a smirk on his thin lips while he looked down off-camera.\r\n\r\nI\'m pushing out the new unintended CPC slogan, ready made for the final week of the campaign: \"Tank By Tuesday!!\"\r\n\r\nThey can do it - they sure seem to be trying anyway.'); return false;">Quote</a></div> I agree about the terrible quote Harper doled out yesterday, and I noticed he even refused to be helped off his own hook in the Mansbridge interview, repeating his “let them eat cake” moment with a smirk on his thin lips while he looked down off-camera.

I’m pushing out the new unintended CPC slogan, ready made for the final week of the campaign: “Tank By Tuesday!!”

They can do it - they sure seem to be trying anyway.

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